McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.
James Potter HUFFLEPUFF
Remus Potter RAVENCLAW
Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER
No classes together ever goodbye
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5 fun facts about bisexuality!
1. All bisexuals belong to the guild of thieves and assassins
2. Most bisexuals are born with an extra finger, which is removed at birth and stored in a glass vile to be worn around their neck on the night of their 18th birthday.
3. Bisexuals only eat whole grain bread and nothing else due to their poisonous stomach acid not being able to break down the sugars found in other types of food.
4. It has been documented that bisexuality is contagious and spread purposefully throughout college campuses every year.
5. This is the highest number any bisexual can count.
LOL - the look on @Ryan_Kesler’s face after I ask for a double vodka at Tim Hortons
If that’s not a face that says ‘you need Jesus’ then idk what is
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"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are
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"I didn’t say it, but I certainly thought it."
i just watched this and snorted so hard it hurt hahahaha
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someone take photoshop away from me…
alex i did it. it’s not great but it’s done. our vision has come to life hahahaha
sorry not sorry
We just really want our #hockey tickets
#work #retail #satan #lol