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unwinona:


McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.
James Potter HUFFLEPUFF
Remus Potter RAVENCLAW
Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER 
No classes together ever goodbye

unwinona:

McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.

James Potter HUFFLEPUFF

Remus Potter RAVENCLAW

Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER 

No classes together ever goodbye

(Source: diegolopezocon, via lexielouwhowrites)

5 fun facts about bisexuality!

coolator:

1. All bisexuals belong to the guild of thieves and assassins
2. Most bisexuals are born with an extra finger, which is removed at birth and stored in a glass vile to be worn around their neck on the night of their 18th birthday.
3. Bisexuals only eat whole grain bread and nothing else due to their poisonous stomach acid not being able to break down the sugars found in other types of food.
4. It has been documented that bisexuality is contagious and spread purposefully throughout college campuses every year.
5. This is the highest number any bisexual can count.

(Source: aurevoir-mes-amis, via halloween2007)

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peskysegs:



LOL - the look on @Ryan_Kesler’s face after I ask for a double vodka at Tim Hortons


If that’s not a face that says ‘you need Jesus’ then idk what is

peskysegs:

LOL - the look on @Ryan_Kesler’s face after I ask for a double vodka at Tim Hortons

If that’s not a face that says ‘you need Jesus’ then idk what is

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altairspants:

"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are

(Source: lunaey, via weareatomsthatknow)

He's special
Me: ya he has meningitis and might die
Isaac: he's gonna die from gum disease?
Me: ...meningitis not gingivitis.
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my dash did a thing

my dash did a thing

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castielmacleode:

throwing-lego:

enatwash:

hoofedmammal:

yellowbrickrose:

reblog if u understand this inspirational message

ecdd cb g???

wrong clef, dear friend

I HAD TO WRITE THIS OUT TO UNDERSTAND IM SO ASHAMED

This post brings tears to my eyes

castielmacleode:

throwing-lego:

enatwash:

hoofedmammal:

yellowbrickrose:

reblog if u understand this inspirational message

ecdd cb g???

wrong clef, dear friend

I HAD TO WRITE THIS OUT TO UNDERSTAND IM SO ASHAMED

This post brings tears to my eyes

(Source: ehponine, via something-beautiful92)

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something-beautiful92:

#tbt to when Mama and I went to a #hockey game #QuackQuack (at Honda Center)

we are so attractive

something-beautiful92:

#tbt to when Mama and I went to a #hockey game #QuackQuack (at Honda Center)

we are so attractive

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"I didn’t say it, but I certainly thought it."

i just watched this and snorted so hard it hurt hahahaha

(Source: nellbeale, via angelsanarchy)

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someone take photoshop away from me…
alex i did it. it’s not great but it’s done. our vision has come to life hahahaha
sorry not sorry

someone take photoshop away from me…

alex i did it. it’s not great but it’s done. our vision has come to life hahahaha

sorry not sorry

how to get a thigh gap:

  1. put a guys head between your legs

(via weareatomsthatknow)

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We just really want our #hockey tickets

We just really want our #hockey tickets

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#work #retail #satan #lol

#work #retail #satan #lol

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My Tumblr Crushes 
1. angelsanarchy
2. lexielouwhowrites
3. agoaliesdream
4. weareatomsthatknow
5. novemberwishes
6. tinafry
7. captaincrissma
8. tronsolo
9. lunsfuhd