Today was the best kind of #fail. #beach day with @dominiquemcfadden #friends #california #crystalcove (at Crystal Cove)
*edit: OH NOW IT POSTS AND I LOOK LIKE A DUMBASS. -_____-
Who gave this person a license? #parking #fail (at main place mall)
@butterflykiis92 being attacked by #dogs @brithud is so enjoying herself and meeee. #christmaseve #fail #sobored
This is why we don’t put dad in charge of the #fire anymore. #magazine v #reality #chicken #burned #lol #fail (Taken with Instagram)
All this #pizza and no one to eat it #fail #pizzahut #party (Taken with Instagram at Cottages)
I look like a Dalmatian #fail (Taken with Instagram)
why does tumblr insist on being stupid and not let me upload my pictures. they aren’t too large so stop being dumb. ugh.
That awkward moment when you’re trying to sneak in after a night of drinking and your dad is walking down the stairs as you walk in the door… Fail.
this shit is HILARIOUS
….that makes sense
i don’t know what my mom thought was in my ears for the past year but she just saw my earskins and was like “what the fuck is that?! those are stretching things!”
well yeah mom what did you think the giant black spirals were? shrinking things?
i mean really….
food safety
so i have to take this food safety course and get my food handlers card so i can work. but the online 1 day course that’s 11.99$ is down right now and the on site one is 50$.
-_-
i’m not paying that. and now i’m screwed.
King Jon Li
Sister: who is this king jon li or w/e??
Me: he was the leader of north korea
Sister: no way!!!!!!!!!!
Me: yes.
Me: it's kim jong il..
omg
